Solomon's First Food

"Hey, Look at me all cute in my little seat. And what's this new thing to chew on? I like it!"

"Oooooo, what is this? I should probably put it in my mouth to discover what it is - you know, because that's the best and safest way to learn - by putting everything in my mouth."
"I'm pretty sure it's poison."

"Quick, I'll spit it all out and maybe it won't penetrate my system. What is this stuff? There's no way it can be good for me. Seriously mom, what are you trying to do to me?"