The Dog Has Issues

Overall, Warnie is a great dog. He's great with the kids - exceptionally patient with Obed. He's obedient. He doesn't bark much. He's a good dog. He does, however, have a couple issues. His biggest issue is that he has separation anxiety, which basically means that he panics every time we leave the house. He's relatively certain we will never, ever return, so he paces frantically from window to window, looking for us, until we return. His other issue? Serious size confusion. Today, Vince was lying on the floor playing with the boys. Warnie cuddled up as if he were a 12 pound lap dog, rather than an 85 pound mini-horse.