The Tornado Strikes Again
Ezra and Asher have entered a fantastic phase of imaginative play. They have a few favorite "games" they play - "going on a trip" which consists of getting every suitcase imaginable out and packing them full of toys, books, animals, snacks, pacis, etc. The other game is church. They find their bibles, their "music" (a karaoke machine), their mini-djembe, and the "watchers" (the animals, toys, mommies, etc. that get to watch them at church).
Today in Nearly, Canada, tragedy struck. The Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head family were at the Black Family church, worshipping God (as the watchers of course).
According to eye witnesses Ezra and Asher, "Mr. Potato Head was worshipping God and Obed just came in and broke him to pieces. That was not kind"
The once happy Potato Head worshippers were dismembered and there were body parts everywhere. Obed the Tornado seems to strike quickly and often these days. He rarely shows remorse. In fact, it seems he rather enjoys his destruction.
The jury is still in deliberation, but I think Obed may be charged with 8 counts of voluntary potato (and spud buds) slaughter. Obed claims he is innocent until proven guilty and he's awaiting further investigation. There is compelling evidence against him... just look at him - he has guilt written all over his face.
Today in Nearly, Canada, tragedy struck. The Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head family were at the Black Family church, worshipping God (as the watchers of course).
According to eye witnesses Ezra and Asher, "Mr. Potato Head was worshipping God and Obed just came in and broke him to pieces. That was not kind"
The once happy Potato Head worshippers were dismembered and there were body parts everywhere. Obed the Tornado seems to strike quickly and often these days. He rarely shows remorse. In fact, it seems he rather enjoys his destruction.
The jury is still in deliberation, but I think Obed may be charged with 8 counts of voluntary potato (and spud buds) slaughter. Obed claims he is innocent until proven guilty and he's awaiting further investigation. There is compelling evidence against him... just look at him - he has guilt written all over his face.
posted by Kirsten at
3:46 PM
2 Comments:
I think the photo of Obedient Obed trying to pull Mr. Potato Kid's arm off is going to be pretty hard to pass off as circumstantial evidence.
I would agree with the eye witnesses that this action was "not kind". But the only crime Obed the Tornado will be charged with is being too cute!
Again, I'm loving the live action reports from the Black home. I do hope, for your sake, that Obed the Tornado doesn't strike again today in Nearly, Canada.
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